... Roxanne's tag SCARED me into updating. It was so frank, so concise... and seemingly innocent. But it somehow sent a chill down my spine. THUS, AN UPDATE :)

'can you please update'

Yes madam, if that is an order *bows*

LOL THERE IS NOTHING TO UPDATE!

I'm thinking like shite now, but nothing interesting seems to happen to me!

Let's talk about someting recent!

I got trashed by a 8 year old P2 kid in a weiqi match! He's the 2nd strongest in Singapore in the junior category!

He was tiny, soft-spoken and very timid. He's so short, HIS LEGS CAN'T EVEN TOUCH THE FLOOR FROM THE CHAIR.When I asked him if he needed to leave soon halfway into the match- since the weiqi lesson starts at 7.30pm and ends at 9.30pm, he just blinked at me and shook his head shyly.

He was like shit quiet throughout the whole thing. I was quiet too, but only because I was trying to decipher the Chinese. Yang Lao Shi explained everything in Chinese with profound cheem weiqi terms that everyone seems to understand but me.

Anyway. I was suspicious of him right from the start, he seemed so quiet the kid. The match started,

AND HE FRIGGIN PROCEEDED TO EAT UP ALL MY TERRITORY ON THE BOARD.

Its like he's tiny and timid in person, but a freaking GODZILLA on the weiqi board. Since I got white, I decided to go defensive and protect my own territory. But he just kept on INVADING my territory like no tomorrow, all the while maintaining the sweet, quiet exterior.

In the end, his territory was over half the board. And he was still quiet. But vicious in his attacks. It's so unnerving. He's only 8, and already so strong and almighty- I think he's aiming to be a professional weiqi player? Well, good for you, godzilla. You've earned my respect. He was really too darned cool in his playing.

Gosh, my ego was DESTROYED. Baoyi told me once that the seniors got ripped apart by an 8 year old girl in a weiqi match as well. Maybe being 8 stimulates your inner child viciousness.

Come to think of it, I was 8 and P2 when I made Mrs Morgan cry, thrust me to the discipline mistress and called up my mum. Yeah. Being 8 DOES make you GODZILLA on the inside :)

Ah, the young generation.